" Maybe we're victims of fate, remember when we'd celebrate "
Today I bought chocolate milk and drank it while smoking a cigarette.
I'm not a milk drinker, and I'm not a chocolate eater either. But hey. You gotta do what the voices in your head tell ya.
But, no. They are kinky mother fuckers. They actually enjoy Q-tip poking. I'm sure of it. Cuz they never shut up.
Confession number 1:
Confession number 2:
Confession number 3:
Felt good to get all that out in the open.
So now that I've used you guys as a catholic priest or what ever and told you my confessions. Feel free to umm.. Smoke in church or something. Jesus loves ya anyways. I know this of course because I am his coolest faghag.
"A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up."
See ya later ppl.